Dear, Jashin...

The name is Hidan. Yeah I'm part of the Akatsuki, gotta a problem asshat?

Ooc: My friend and I are tots not rping IC as Terezi and Nepeta on Skype.

Gawd help me I got my friend into the fandom XDDD

I’m teaching her Nepeta’s writing style so we can rp…OTL

@Terezi (ily)

th3-n4m3-1s-r3z1:

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th3-n4m3-1s-r3z1:

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Hidan was on his was to the store when he remembered the left his wallet at him. “Fucking Jashin!” He quickly turned around and started to speed walk.Why does this always fucking happen to me?He scowled him as he walked.

Terezi was on her usual stroll, enjoying the smell of the town when someone rammed into her and they both fell on the ground. “WH4T TH3 H3LL? W4CH WH3R3 YOU’R3 GO1NG N3XT T1M3, 1D1OT!” 

Not really playing much attention to his surroundings, Hidan walked right through someone. He shook his head and looked at the person he took out that was now laying on him. “HOW ABOUT YOU WAT-” He stopped himself when he noticed who it was, and smirked a bit. “Terezi-chan, how the hell have you been kiddo?” She was the only one he actually liked from that troll group, and didn’t mind talking a little. He shifted a little and got to his feet. He looked down at her, and grabbed her hand pulling her up. “Eh…sorry for beating up, I was kinda spaced out.” He laughed awkwardly.

Terezi rubbed her butt and sniffed the air. H1D4N! H3H3H3 WHO WOULDV3 THOUGHT 1D BUMP 1NTO YOU H3R3. Terezi felt him grab her and helped her up. TH4NKS! 4ND 4H DONT SW34T 1T, 1F YOU W3R3 JUST SOM3 STR4NG3R 1 WOULDV3 GON3 4ND SHOW TH3M MY JUST1C3.

He smiled down at her and brushed himself off. “I know right? This fucking island is so small.” He laughed and handed her dragon staff. “So what’cha doing walking around, you going anywhere special?” He was curious of why she was walking around alone like that, it worried him. Someone could easily take advantage of her blindness.

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Ooc: If another Hidan started following me I’d be down for some selfcest smutting XD

holy-cadaver:

No regrets B)

-is in le hospital alone because Kushina left him there-

thegreatuzumakison:

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He had the pike pressed against the boy’s chest when Naruto barged in, and found himself under his blade. “Tsk.” He looked at him from the corner for his eye and shoved him with sheer force. He quickly dashed to the other side of the room still handling the pike. “Who the fuck are you?!” He asked as he pointed the weapon at him, eying him carefully.

“I’m his husband, ttebayo!” Naruto glared and was ready to make a clone, but Sasuke woke up. Naruto turned and grinned, but heard his words. He blinked and slowly lowered his hands. “Who… am I? It’s me, Naruto!”

He scowled and continued pointing his weapon. “Fuck he said he was alone..” Hidan weighed his options and put his pike away. He eyed  the blonde and then looked over at his target. “You’re Naruto? Ha!” He let out a chuckle. “I’d think you’d be taller, you’re just a fucking kid.” He reached into his coat and pulled out 3 small pellets. “I’ll come back for him later.” With that he threw down the pellets causing the room to fill with smoke and he escaped out the window. Hidan heard about that Naruto…he killed Kakuzu for the first time. He made an aggravated noise at that thought and jumped from branch to branch.

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-is in le hospital alone because Kushina left him there-

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sasuke-uzumaki:

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He heard news that the Uchiha was on bed rest and decided it was a perfect time to see him. He sat on the windowsill and peered pass the curtains at the boy. The without much thought began knocking loudly on the window. “Com’n in.” He said and came in legs first. “Sup?”

He still hadn’t woken up, and while the doctors weren’t worried, he was still under watch. He would wake on his own, after all.

He looked at the Uchiha and realized he was dead asleep.  He sighed and walked up to his bedside and hovered over him, staring down at him. Damn…he’s knocked out. He lifted a hand and slapped his cheek twice. Hidan laughed when the boy didn’t even budge, and he pulled out his pike. “Goodnight kiddo.” He said as he retracted it’s length, handling it with one hand.

As he continued to complain to a nurse, Naruto burst into the room and held up the flowers. “Hey babe!” He grinned and then blinked, seeing the scene going on before him. Naruto dropped the flowers and quickly jumped over to Hidan, holding a kunai to his neck.

He had the pike pressed against the boy’s chest when Naruto barged in, and found himself under his blade. “Tsk.” He looked at him from the corner for his eye and shoved him with sheer force. He quickly dashed to the other side of the room still handling the pike. “Who the fuck are you?!” He asked as he pointed the weapon at him, eying him carefully.

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demonflutist-tayuya said: HIDAN!!!!

He looks at the masked man and sighs. “What do you want?” he asks irritated.

-is in le hospital alone because Kushina left him there-

sasuke-uzumaki:

iudicium-die:

He heard news that the Uchiha was on bed rest and decided it was a perfect time to see him. He sat on the windowsill and peered pass the curtains at the boy. The without much thought began knocking loudly on the window. “Com’n in.” He said and came in legs first. “Sup?”

He still hadn’t woken up, and while the doctors weren’t worried, he was still under watch. He would wake on his own, after all.

He looked at the Uchiha and realized he was dead asleep.  He sighed and walked up to his bedside and hovered over him, staring down at him. Damn…he’s knocked out. He lifted a hand and slapped his cheek twice. Hidan laughed when the boy didn’t even budge, and he pulled out his pike. “Goodnight kiddo.” He said as he retracted it’s length, handling it with one hand.

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-is in le hospital alone because Kushina left him there-

He heard news that the Uchiha was on bed rest and decided it was a perfect time to see him. He sat on the windowsill and peered pass the curtains at the boy. The without much thought began knocking loudly on the window. “Com’n in.” He said and came in legs first. “Sup?”

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